baked

When you're high off your ass to the point where you can't even think anymore.

When you're fucking chink eyed.

I am one baked motherfucker.

by KD42 December 23, 2010

Bake my cake

Commonly used in the Maryland area, specifically Baltimore.

I saw the same tinted car ride past my house 3 time today dawg. I think somebody tryna bake my cake.

by Glasspom January 24, 2021

master baker

a baker or pastry chef that masturbates

bob: wow, that guy is masturbating into a donut

cindy lou: he must be a master baker

bob: masturbater?

cindy lou: no, a master baker

llama: baaa!!!

by kiki maleki October 8, 2011

baked

1.)high, stoned, under the influence of marijuana or equivalent drug.
2.)extremely tired, displaying symptoms of (but not actually) being under the influence of narcotics.

Symptoms for both: glazed eyes, unconsciousness, half-consciousness, hunger, numbness.

1) He was so spaced out that day, just completely baked! I bet you he'll drop out soon.

2) Ugh, dude I went shopping, racing, eating, drinking, skiing, skating, ballin', batting, playing, singing, swimming, climbing, and dancing earlier, and then right before I accidentally shot myself, my gf broke up with me.

{I'm so baked}

by Reali-T Scribe October 28, 2006

bakersfield

city in central california. frankly, it is mierably boring. its a giant field with buildings. yuck.

bakersfield is boring.

by Random May 21, 2004

Losing the brakes

Losing the brakes is when you have to shit so bad and you know your ass muscle isn't going to hold it in and as you run the shit starts to squirt out.

After eating that chink food i could see that the ride home was going to be long, knowing I'd be losing the brakes.

by Mad MSC February 28, 2009

baker mary

Police code for "black male". From the police phonetic alphabet representation of the letters "B" and "M".

Car 54 to dispatch: hold me out with a group of about five baker mary's smoking CDS on the corner of Northern and Druid.

by 6'7" December 14, 2008