burmese blumpkin

When the Blumpkin reciprocate has had a rather large and cheesy meal at their local Taco Bell. Usually ends messy.

Yea man, I just had taco bell the other day so i got a burmese blumpkin from her, Bless her soul.

burmese blumpkin by OnceAManNowANarwal May 9, 2024

Chumpidy Blumpkin 

An extremely large or obese man that reeks of human feces, alcohol, and cigarettes.

Person 1: Have you seen Gabe recently? He's turning into a real Chumpidy Blumpkin.
Person 2: I haven't seen him, but I've smelled him!

Chumpidy Blumpkin by urbanthickcionary10294764 October 8, 2024

Praire Blumpkin 

When your blowing your homie, and during the climax, the blower throws an egg in the face of the blowee, who is simultaneously pooping.

Often used as act to demonstrate extreme coordination and devotion to your truest of homies in the face of an adversary.

Brandon and Cody haven't left eachother sides sense BUDs, I heard Brandon gave Cody a Praire Blumpkin.

Praire Blumpkin by Dys_vet October 22, 2024

Prairie Blumpkin 

When your homie is blowing you and throws an egg in your face.

Did you see Nick giving Richard a prairie blumpkin the other day?

Prairie Blumpkin by Chaka2A October 22, 2024

Prairie Blumpkin 

When your homie is blowing you so you throw an egg in his face

As I watch PepperBox TV my homie was giving my a prairie Blumpkin. He was a natural and didn't even close his eyes when I threw the egg at him.

Prairie Blumpkin by Dropped_as_a_Baby October 22, 2024

Prairie blumpkin 

When an individual is receiving oral sex from a good friend and the recipient throws an egg in his or hers face.

“I was getting a really toothy blowjob from Cody the other day so I hit him with a gnarly prairie blumpkin.”

Prairie blumpkin by Wooglas October 23, 2024

Prairie Blumpkin 

Derived from "prairie oyster", a prairie blumpkin is when you're buddy is giving you head and you throw an egg in his face. Origins trace back to "Let Him Cook" from Pepperbox.tv

I was getting head from Jerry in the woods when I decided that it would be much better to turn it into a prairie blumpkin with my handy pocket egg

Prairie Blumpkin by legendchecker October 23, 2024