Toaster and bath tub

Death

(Message sent at 12/25/23) Yo im gonna go, I got a toaster and bath tub (Death report- died 12/25/23, unknown time)

by LameToaster June 11, 2023

Afghani Tongue Bath

When one licks another's sweaty testicles whilst vacationing on a beach wearing a concealed suicide vest.

When on vacation, I awaited the unsuspecting Afghani Tongue Bath from an unknown stranger.

by KingFoopaTroopa June 12, 2023

old guy bathed

the old guy asks you to be bathed, when he already been bathed

the old guy bathed when you bathed the old guy in the squat rack and the old guy comes and ask you to be bathed

by teratin June 14, 2023

Chinchilla Bath

The act of violating someone's cremated ashes for sexual gratification.

"Joe, get your dick out of my mom's ashes you Chinchilla Bath loving freak"
"I can't help myself, the ashes feel so good, I love a good Chinchilla Bath"

by Honeybear11105 January 19, 2023

Obama Bath Water

You've sitting in bath water that Obama has already pissed in this whole time :)

Person 1: "I love me some Obama Bath Water"
Person 2: "Dude, you know that's his own piss, right?"

by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY February 9, 2023

Russian Steam Bath

When your face gets covered with the steam of a tea bag.

I was making tea when I got a Russian Steam Bath

by thejavagameryt October 13, 2023

Dublin Bird-Bath

When a girl, gets on her knees and fills her mouth with Guinness so her man can dip his balls in it.

Last night my man was sooo hot, I gave him a Dublin Bird-Bath.. such a good night!

by BronzeGladiator November 3, 2023