Crap attack

When you start having a heart attack when you have to take a crap from smoking

My grandma just had a crap attack

by Written words July 6, 2016

Dick Attacker

A lady that starts to either suck or fuck you before your Dick is hard

Random Friend: Man yesterday was a horrible night
Random Friend #2: Why I thought you boned that hot girl
Random Friend: Well I did but she was a real Dick Attacker

by This pseudonym December 18, 2016

gazi attack

When a gay faggot flashes his ass and sits on ur face. If the person is not gay then it is called a face sitting.

This faggor gazi attacked me

by Phatfatnibbas March 18, 2017

Mike Attack

When someone freaks out over something that it completely fucked up.

Micheal had a Mike Attack while shitting on Cams dick.

by Fartsinacho August 29, 2010

Euphoric Attack

Whenever you get turned on or become so happy/aroused that you can’t breathe to the point where it feels like a panic attack

When Ryan admitted that he like Michelle back, she had a euphoric attack.

by Issey_Rain March 20, 2022

Sack Attack

a form of attacking someone with any form of a sack.

bro this potato bag is getting heavy so if you don't take it your gonna get a sack attack.

by juicyjay0893 September 12, 2018

Blart Attack

the act of faking a heart attack (or other serious health problem) to make an excuse to get out of watching the horrible movie, Paul Blart: Mall Cop

1:Dude, i hear james had a heart attack!!

2:nawwww, he just faked it so he didnt have to watch that stupid movie, it was a Blart Attack

by Captain Planet Jr March 14, 2011