dog marmalade

1. A term used in the art world to describe work of a conceptual nature that is pure rubbish entirely without artistic merit or worth. It is a polite substitute for another term : artybollocks, whereby the artist just puts together a whole pile of rubbish and then generates a random meaning to explain it.

2. The combination of two opposing concepts to create a concept that makes little sense.

3. Actual marmalade made from dogs

What do you think of that installation?
its dog marmalade

by marmalade cat October 4, 2013

Cancer dog

A relatively obscure New York street food consisting of 15 cigarette butts on a pretzel.

Can I get a cancer dog?

by Cancerous Spaghetti-O's June 20, 2019

Dog Seat

The aisle seat on the last row of an airplane, right in front of the bathrooms. If you are in the dog seat, when people line up to use the restroom, their butts are right at your nose level and you have to sniff them. Like a dog sniffing other dogs’ butts. Thus, the “dog seat.”

My trip to Denver was awful. I had the dog seat for both flights.

by El Gid April 24, 2018

The Dog Fucker

Whitney Wisconsin

She shags dogs and wanted to fuck the reptilian lord leafyishere but he destroyed and roasted her causing her to shag another fucking poodle. She fingered her self and asked people what it smelled like this defines her as a the dog fucker

by Patryk the reptilian February 17, 2018

trap dog

A dog that lives in the trap house. Usually gives company to the drunk/high.

Trapper 1: yo where’s the trap dog bro
Trapper 2: over there with joey he’s mad high

by Trap livi July 6, 2018

Injured Dog

When a man is wanking on all fours naked and as he is using one hand to wank and it is not touching the ground which imitates a dog walking around with an injured front paw

The other day Robert's mother walked in on him pulling an injured dog in the middle of the lounge room floor

by Loose Goose For King August 31, 2011

Fabreze Dogged

Your dog stinks to high heaven, but you're too lazy to give it a bath, so you spray it with Fabreze.

Joe: Dude, Ellen called and said she was on her way over, so I fabreze dogged Winston.

Brandon: Dude, you're some kind of freakin' genius!

by iconoguy November 8, 2009