glaucoma of the anus

When one is simply tired of dealing with work bullshit.

Hey boss, I have glaucoma of the anus. Unfortunately, I can't see my ass coming in today.

by Satan McNinja March 10, 2017

ANUS

Acronym for Academic Nuts Universe Society.

Today, I went to the ANUS.

by DefinitionMaster2026 August 21, 2025

Anus cracker

When your breath smells so bad that it smells like you ate a dead dogs shit and the dead dog. They will eat your children at night and your dogs if you don't protect them. The only way you can defend yourself is with Colgate products. It's like a gremlin after midnight except every hour of the day .

yo that girl sitting next to me in American history is such an anus cracker, let's put some Colgate strips on her chair .

by Eatmydiction8==D March 14, 2016

Shy Anus

A person who doesn't/can't poop when someone is another cubicle.

Dave has a shy Anus and needs to wait for the toilet to be empty

by EskimoSmurf January 9, 2023

anu

a cool asian person that plays minecraft everyday and loves anime

wow you are such a anu

by anuuu November 6, 2017

ANUS QUOTE

Believe it or not an ASUS

Here is an ANUS QUOTE " A SHITEATER YOU SHIT and who would that be just FART and you will know when they come running towards you.

by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE September 11, 2021