Angry Habib

When some fat Arab dude is blowing you and right when you come in his mouth you kick him in the balls and he chokes on your shit.

1st faggot: Dude, I so gave this faggot an Angry Habib.
2nd Faggot: NO WAY, WHAT HAPPENED?
1st faggot: I got my ass kicked, but it was so worth it.
2nd Faggot: Totally.
1st faggot: Yeah.

by Captain Cockblock October 26, 2008

The Angry Inch

The Angry Inch is a term coined by Sean. Its use refers to the size of a man’s penis, hence the name The Angry Inch. This man’s penis is so small and so angry that the only thing it can do is make a weeping sound “meee, meee, meeee”. It says this because The Angry Inch demands attention, unfortunately The Angry Inch only get ridiculed.

Sean: It’s not my fault you have a small penis!
Alex: My penis is not small I don’t know what you are talking about
Sean: Well that’s not what Chris said last night, he said that you had “The Angry Inch”!
Alex: ‘Speechless’

by S.N.H. March 6, 2008

Angry Fetus

Making a guy believe you're giving him the most awesome blowjob ever but then all of a sudden munch and crunch on his genitalia, rendering them useless from there on out, while he drops down in fetal position.

Nick was being a dick so Hung gave him an angry fetus.

by cjay May 10, 2006

Angry Panda

The act of punching a girl in both eyes after you jizz on her face.

Joe:My girlfriend was being a major bitch this morning because I gave her a "angry panda" last night.It was worth it though.

Bill:Fucking awesome.I think I might do that to my girl tonight.

by AJ Fallschamjäger November 16, 2009

angry mermaid

a sexual act in which two males and one female go scuba diving. While underwater each male releases into a chosen ear of the female. At this point the female descends to a lower depth in the water and releases the pressure from her ears. This creates cloudy water; therefore giving the appearance of an angry mermaid. This is a difficult maneuver to achieve; however if it is executed properly maximum pleasure can be attained.

the angry mermaid is not to be attempted by the underskilled...experts only!

by Dr. Slopinstein July 10, 2006

Angry Duck

when you have a rather severe case of the fiarrhea, and directly upon expulsion of said 'rhea, you get the abrupt realization of no fucking tp on the roll!! not even an empty roll to scrape it off with! so then, you do the angry duck waddle over to the sink to dampen a paper towel.

OMG! i just did the angry duck at work. my day is fucked.

by Mandalyn Knapic von Seldeneck February 8, 2010

Angry Jeweler

An altruistic jeweler from Minnesota who finally got fed up and is searching for accountability as loudly as she possibly can by teaching self advocacy.

The Angry Jeweler knows that most of which is legal is not lawful, but she worries not about this paradox, since she knows that "Person who can will (exercise volition) has a right to refuse to will (withhold consent)."

by Hennalady September 2, 2010