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angry beaver

When you're pounding a girl in the dumper (or asshole, as it's called in the medical profession), then right before you're about to go, you spit on the back of her head so she thinks you've gone. When she turns around, you cum on her face, rip out her pubs and throw them on her face so they stick, and she'll resemble an angry beaver.
J-unit: i gave this bitch an angry beaver last night
Guy: haha man that's totally TITS!
Girl: you guys shouldn't talk like that it's degrading to women.
Guy: well that may be, but why should i trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
J-unit: plus it's funny as fuck!
Guy: have you tried the avalanche? where you cum in her face and push her down the stairs?
by hobsonator September 26, 2007
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angry tree

A tree made from someones anger when planted with angry seeds
Charles: Let's go plant an angry tree >:3
by Gayangie February 3, 2007
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ANGRY CHAVS

Someone who gets angry at everything all the time and won't admit it.
Donny: OMG LOOK AT JOHN HE'S SO ANGGGRYY
John: No I'm not I'm not angry god dammit! Stop it or I'm going to tell on you!
Donny: ANGRY CHAVS!
by P. O. J. April 23, 2007
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Angry Primate

when your about to skeet in the woman randomly slap her on the poon, then make her unconcious with a headbutt to the face. whilst unconcious, poop on her chest. wait for her to wake up and when she does, she will bend over in pain as you slapped her vagina, then notice the poop on her chest. then you must run away. This is because she runs after you, bent over, throwing poop whilst being very angry. hence 'angry primate'
Dude1: look out! an angry primate!!!!

Dude2: sweeeeet, thanks for the heads up, gimme some *high five*
by CPOLD November 24, 2009
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angry lumberjack

when you poop in a girls mouth, then chop it down like a tree with your dick.
Carter gave your mom an angry lumberjack. He yelled Timber before he was done.
by meow1056 November 29, 2011
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Angry

Don't make me angry you won't like me when I'm angry.
Hulk is Angry
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 28, 2019
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Angry Firewire

Man, that Red-head has an amazing figure but I don't think I'll ask her out, Angry Firewire really puts me off muff-diving....
by Xalior September 28, 2009
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