Alabama Top Hat

When a woman sits on her partner and queefs in their face

I can't believe I gave Adam West an Alabama Top Hat!

by dolphinication May 8, 2014

Alabama Attitude Adjustment

Punishment intended for a male. Involves stripping the clothes off of the person, then application of strong adhesive tape to fasten their nude body to a tree. Then the genitalia are wrapped with strong adhesive tape and foliage, (usually pine cones), is inserted into their rectum. After at least a day they are released.

After raping Cassandra, John will never be the same after his Alabama Attitude Adjustment.

by W. H. Wallace November 8, 2007

Alabama blue hat

The act of defecating into a fellow work college's hard hat (preferably a stand in supervisor) for shits and giggles.

Damn.. that loaf I just pinched off into Alan's hard hat was the most satisfying Alabama blue hat I've done since the bass straight...A real steamer

by SpikeMcGigidy April 16, 2019

Alabama Mud Crab

When someone defacates in a women's vagina and the women uses her pelvic floor to blow muddy bubbles from her rotten brown covered stank hole

Sandra paid for a new bed but after a rank night out the Alabama Mud Crab destroyed her bedding

by Standstiff November 3, 2021

Alabama Angler Fish

When you take a entire large mouth bass, cram it into your partner's vagina and fuck the fishes mouth.

Dude Debra let me give her a Alabama Angler Fish.

by Ginger Cat Attack September 26, 2019

alabama fountain pop

When you shit In a empty fountain pop freeze it shove the frozen turd back up ur ass then shit it back out and repeat the process until its completely gone

Mom: why the fuck is a frozen cup of shit in my freezer? Kid: shut the fuck up mom it's a Alabama fountain pop put it back.

by Bjpohio2255 November 22, 2019

Alabama soft serve

To pitch a loaf into ones mouth while they eagerly deepthroat it as if it were a throbbing cock.

YO, that breezy you set me up with last night was a complete freak!!

Not only did she insist on the Alabama soft serve, but she greedily chowed down that trail mix on tap like it was the last supper!! No more blind dates dawg....

by Zackdaddy Smoothsack January 19, 2012