verga asada

the process of seasoning your penis with what you would normally season a piece of carne asada with and having sexual intercourse afterwords until you can smell the carne asada throughout the room.

person 1: have you tried verga asada with your girlfriend yet?
person 2: no she says she doesnt want me to ruin carne asada for her.

by smadamal July 24, 2010

ASAP

As Stoned As Possible.

CHRON 1: Yo, let's get ASAP this weekend.
CHRON 2: You know I'm down.

by JAHRASTAFARIII December 9, 2008

Math as a Verb

When math learning goes beyond learning facts, figures, and applications; instead, math is humanized so that it is allowed to convey beauty, values, truth, justice, play, and love—when mathematical thinking is viewed as a way of life.

Teachers should present math as a verb, not as a noun—when students should be encouraged to be active players, not mere spectators.

by MathPlus January 8, 2019

Fuck ASAP

A word used by blac chyna ratchet ass mother

I’m ready to get THE FUCK ASAP!!!

by Coldddd October 9, 2019

Gay as a Christmas Tree

Referring to buying a live christmas tree, and how it looks perfect before you get it home and find out it's bent or leaning in one direction or another. You can never find a perfectly straight christmas tree.

Bill - Wow, he is gay as a christmas tree!

Bob - what?...
Bill - well, have you ever found a straight christmas tree?

by tap'n,it June 19, 2010

drunk as a bicycle

really drunk but still moving around... usually aimlessly. Just imagine riding a bike when you are really wasted not great fun. origins unclear but a rural expression

So he drank to much. Yeah, he was drunk as a bicycle.

by Fona June 1, 2005

bent as a nine bob note

Extremely homosexual.

British slang, "bent" being slang for gay, and a "nine bob note" being a fictitious currency ("bob" is slang for shilling, or post-decimalization, a five pent coin).

Similar to US slang "queer as a three dollar bill".

That guy in the hot pants was bent as a nine bob note!

by Matunos January 24, 2009