anus toaster

1. A person who is extremely stupid and acts that way on a frequent basis.

2. A person who acts like an idiot for no apaprent reason.

1. Man: Haha, I just bought a sweet Huffy bike!
Woman: Huffy's fucking suck, you anus toaster.

2. Man 1: Dude, I totally just jumped off a cliff and broke most of my bones!
Man 2: What the fuck? You're an anus toaster.

by Ally September 29, 2004

anuginal sex

a form of sex in which the penis is inserted into the vagina(doggy style fasion), then pulled from the vagina and inserted in the anus. Then pulled from the anus and put in the vagina once again. This process is repeated at double the rate of average humping in order to simulate sex in both areas at the same time, aka double penetration.

Bob and Mary had anuginal sex and now Mary has a vaginal hemerrhoid!

by j stim August 11, 2004

you is anus

derogatory term used to assert another individual's disrepute or overall shittiness.

"yeah, I can't give you a ride, sorry."
"Dude, you is anus right now".

by Frankenfabulous January 10, 2006

Anus Cake

A total douche or a painful situation.

"Hey look at that massive anus cake!"

"I just met this total random tramp, he's a right anus cake..."

"I've got an exam, what an anus cake."

"All 'beliebers' are anus cakes."

by BallSlapper9000 November 8, 2011

anus licking

The act of licking Shadez anus with love and tenderness until Shadez has fully come to an orgasmic peak and exploded his nutritious booty juice all over your face.

King Carlos was anus licking all day yesterday wow he was on 3dz doing it in front of everyone.

by Shadez-inc. September 5, 2014

anukalistic

{A-new-kull-listic}
On drugs.

That kid is so anukalistic he comes to school high and then he goes and smokes pot in the bathroom at lunch.

by PinkShoppingPrincess April 4, 2008

anus wrecker

one who wrecks an anus.

My boyfriend is aggressive when we have anal sex. He is an anus wrecker.

by screambler December 18, 2010