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Anne of Cleves nose

A nose that looks long and thin from the front but bumpy and huge from the side. Comes from Henry VIII's reaction when he saw his future wife Anne of Cleves' large proboscus in flesh for the first time, after having seen a "portrait" of her where she had a very cute one. He ended up hating it so much he created his own church so he could divorce her. They stayed friends, but to this day an Anne of Cleves nose will cause it's owner to lean towards plastic surgery.
I have the worst Anne of Cleves nose, so cute boys can only see me from the front.
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Vanessa Anne Hudgens

A very famous Half Filipino-American Teen Actress. She got famous by starring in the Disney Hit Movie, HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.

Currently dating Zac Efron. Zac and Vanessa are one of the most Super Powerful Teen Couple in Hollywood today.

She' hot sexy too!
Oliver: Hey who's that chick in that movie High School Musical? She's so damn sexy!

Christian: Oh you mean that exotic girl! Her name's Vanessa Anne Hudgens!!!! Hottness right?
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Jo-Anne Semko

Semko is a PA slang used to call one fat or obese. It origins from Jo-Anne Semko who was thought to be really fat, so people said "You look like Jo-Anne Semko"
"You're so fat you look like Jo-Anne Semko!"
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Sweet Ann

A devise used in the act of masterbatoin. Usually made of rubber or plastic.
I just bought a sweet Ann and I had the best orgasim.
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michaela anne beck

the most amazing girl ever(:. always a joy to be around. a great person. the most accepting person.
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Park in Queen Anne

She had the painters in so I had to park in Queen Anne's round the back instead.
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Anne of Cleves nose

A nose that looks long and thin from the front but bumpy and huge from the side. Comes from Henry VIII's reaction when he saw his future wife Anne of Cleves' large proboscus in flesh for the first time, after having seen a "portrait" of her where she had a very cute one. He ended up hating it so much he created his own church so he could divorce her. They stayed friends, but to this day an Anne of Cleves nose will cause it's owner to lean towards plastic surgery.
OhmyGod I have the worst Anne of Cleves nose, so that cute lifeguard can only see me from the front, ok?
by keeneyecoolhead December 9, 2008
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