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Ball Cramps

To have a cramp begin in either your legs or stomach, eventually the pain spreads to your balls. it feels like being hit in the balls with a sledgehammer.
dammit, dude, i had a leg cramp and it started to spread, and now i have ball cramps!

*passes out from pain*
by PunkRockerJack June 8, 2009
mugGet the Ball Crampsmug.

Cotton Balls

The sqraunched up little kleenex tissues you find in the garbage by the computer used to wipe away any ejaculate that was expelled as a result of wacking off to porn or any online erotica.
Your trash is topped with cotton balls dude, how much porn do you watch?
by bodanglez91 July 7, 2010
mugGet the Cotton Ballsmug.

Yash's Balls

The mightiest balls in all of the great subcontinent of India.
Woah dude, did you see Yash's Balls?
by memestealer420 February 4, 2020
mugGet the Yash's Ballsmug.

weather ball

a large sphere on top of the citizens bank building in downtown flint michigan, s. saginaw st. to be exact... a local landmark of sorts... it glows, and the color indicates the next day's weather. red= warmer, blue= colder, yellow= the same temp. if it is blinking then it means precipitation.
person 1: did you see the weather ball?
person 2: yeah it was blinking yellow.
person 1: dammit, i hate rain!
by green_eyes April 30, 2006
mugGet the weather ballmug.

ball cheeks

Similar to butt cheeks, but formed with your ballsack. This word describes the shape your ballsack makes when both balls are perfectly aligned to create a "butt cheek" shape, except this is with your balls, so they are called ball cheeks. Could also be used as an adjective to describe something that is bad (an insult). *Similar to ass cheeks or cheeks.
"Dude, your ball cheeks are showing" or "Dude, you're so bad at 2k... you're ball cheeks"
by simslayer26 March 2, 2016
mugGet the ball cheeksmug.

ball-cack

There are no CDs! Oh ball-cack!
by Ian Chode October 9, 2003
mugGet the ball-cackmug.

flossing the balls

Using a towel, firmly gripped in both hands positioned anterior and posterior, to dry one's testicles in a sawing motion. Often done while hunched over or one leg propped up on a bench to facilitate proper hand placement.
Just got done flossing the balls. Now to slather some gold bond medicated lotion on these babies.
by nem- January 25, 2015
mugGet the flossing the ballsmug.

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