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thumbtack status

by babygirl69 June 25, 2008
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garbo status

the act of packing Copenhagen tobacco in large quantities.
tom- "you still packing lips?"
mike - "yeah, I'm on that Garbo status"
by tobinladen August 19, 2008
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Mr. Statue

a dude that gets stiff as bricks around girl
black face: yo dude stop acting all stiff.

White man: what you mean?

black face: everytime your around girls you act like mr. statue
by cody taulman January 5, 2009
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Breco Status

adj.

1. when a nigga caked up with his bitch
2. when you actin like a sucka for love
him: im bout to just roll with yall niggas,

his chick: i thought you was gon stay here with me..

him: i mean.. i just hit yall up later..

-- that nigga "breco status" lmaooooo
by Unknown2012-22 February 20, 2009
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Nakatory status

The point in a friendship when your perfectly happy and confident being completely naked around each other without fear of rejection. Let your hairy tacos out of their cages twats.
Gabby: um...why are you standing naked in the hallway.

Raeya: Because i love you bitch, wanna take a bath together.

Gabby: Sure, twatt.

Raeya: Pinky-swear you won't fuck me.

Gabby: lol..I'll try not to.

Raeya: Hey, wigga we totally have Nakatory status

Gabby: what's Nakatory status?

Raeya: Look it up twat.
by Kissthegirl May 29, 2013
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Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)
These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'

'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'

'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'
by Yournigga January 3, 2014
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Trojan Status

/ˈtrōjən stātəs/
noun.

1. a prank when you post a status on facebook that everyone you know will like/stand behind (i.e. supporting our country/troops, a little kid who beats cancer, etc...) and once everyone has liked it... go back in and edit the status to something REALLY BAD (some racist/hateful, ignorant, etc...).
Example:
Original Status: "The world would be a better place if people loved other people as much as they love the walking dead"....wait for a bunch of friends to like the status.....insert Trojan Status: "Jews deserved the Holocaust...#thanksadolf" ....wait for all your friends to be like ...WHAT!?!?! I NEVER LIKED THAT !?!"
by BigTeaney February 6, 2014
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