Keep it on the J-Lo

A popular recent adaptation of the common usage 'keep it on the D-Lo.' The meaning is roughly synonymous suggesting silence and secrecy.

Yo, whatever you might have seen at those parties, keep it on the J-Lo.

by Professor H.G. November 27, 2024

Thor Lo

Thor, if Thor was JLo

Thor lo has a meaty arbys #3 but gah damn it had extra sauce on the side.

by joe_mamma_#3 May 23, 2022

J-lo

This word is typically used for a celebrity

Name such as Jennifer

Raina: hey did you hear that j-lo is making a new song?
Josh: yea I heard its gonna sound awful

by Slothhhhhhh suuupernoooova October 15, 2016

Muss los

Muss los is a german word who is used to say when you see/do something crazy. It means "have to go".

*Sees a flying Dog
Me: Bruder muss los

by LarryLobsterStoleMyFuckingCar November 15, 2019

Lo Wuancho

When you really want something.

Damn nigga lo wuancho the iPhone X.

by Mr.WahookiePanoonaTheThird November 9, 2017

Maggie lo

She’s so sweet and kind and she’s also so beautiful. She has such a great kindness and she’s nice to everyone. It doesn’t matter who her friends are, she always has nice things to say, never mean. She’s a good basketball player and she’s also a good person. Shes a blessing, and talking to her makes you feel better if you’re sad. The world needs more people like maggie

I just talked to Maggie lo, she is so kind. I want to be her friend

by ccanonymous January 25, 2025

Lorenzo Los Banos

Definition:
Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.

Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.

Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).

"Bro, did you just realign my entire career path with one Substack post?"
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."

by The Omega Origin June 16, 2025