habidatial cap

The habidatial cap is a hat, cap, lid or other head wear that is worn on a penis that is still hard enough to hold the cap in place after sex.

Tony had sex with his girlfriend three times and was still hard enough to hold a cowboy hat on his penis. He proudly showed his grilfriend the hat and said "I am still able to wear the habidatial cap after 3 sessions.

by Rvitale June 5, 2016

plunger cap

The plunger cap is the hard piece of shit blocking all of the liquid anal excrement from escaping. When you shit the cap will fly out and will be followed with the liquid, similar to when you take the cap out of the sink.

Friend: Why can't you play basketball?
Me: I swear I'm about to plunger cap

by utzutzutzutzutz October 3, 2017

Cap Fag

a generic male with the style of today: stripped shirt, nike shoes, black pants and most importantly a Adidas cap and man puirse

My god, look at that cap fag he's so generic, they're everywhere!

by The Lorax slayer July 17, 2018

Cap Burn

The action of unscrewing a bottle cap and slipping, burning the skin in between your thumb and pointer finger.

Man, the cap on that soda was tight. It gave me a little cap burn.

by Delfer04 July 3, 2020

Keg Cap

Prior to ejaculating, the male will insert his penis into his sexual partners belly button. Upon ejaculating the sperm will fill the belly button 'foaming' out of the seal made by the penis and belly button.

Bro! I totally keg capped that chick last night.

Or
Babe just let me keg cap you!

by Heykiddo100 August 26, 2013

leg Cap

Leg cap doesn't know what knees are.
Leg cap is what dumb asses think knees are

I hurt my leg cap.
My leg cap is bust

Leg cap hurt their leg cap

by Saltteaa November 6, 2020

L cap

The maximum amount of L's a person can take. Usually a nickname for someone who takes a lot of L's

You've reached the L cap..

by Z-Monee June 3, 2018