Postmans Sock

Used to denote a severely bad smell.

That girl had breath like a postmans sock I had to shag her from behind.

by Youngie1 August 28, 2008

socks fever

Sweaty feet.

Leather boots and wool socks are sure to give you socks fever on a hot day like this.

by chevolay August 26, 2009

meat sock

Meat is another word for a man's member. so the meat sock, is the sock for your member. a meat sock is a condom.

i hit her in the face with some baby batter in a meat sock.

by Jake Jarmel May 21, 2004

sock head

A person who has a weak chin or a fat neck so their profile looks like one of someone with a sock dragged over their head.

'man that girls got a fat neck!'
'yeah she's a right sock head'

by Joseph Croot February 21, 2008

Sock-Cucker

Definitely NOT a cock-sucker. Definitely.

Example 1:
#2- #1, I just ate the rest of your giant birthday cookie.
#1- What a sock-cucker you are, #2.
#2- Did you just call me a cock-sucker, #1?
#1- I most certainly did NOT.

Example 2:
Mom- #1 I got a call from the school saying you skipped Geometry. You're grounded, Mister.
#1- But that class is stupid , Mom! I know shapes!
Mom- 2 weeks.
#1- Aw! Don't be such a sock-cucker!
Mom- #1 .23 Niner! Three weeks, Mister; you just called me a cock-sucker!
#1- NO I didn't, Mom! Gawl!

by Taylor-B- October 24, 2011

sock in the stairwell

I loose a condom in the pussy while having sex

"I lost my sock in the stairwell. It was slippery"

by the head pipeliner September 9, 2006

Pair Of Socks

To have ones feet covered with semen, to look like a pair of socks. "The Pair Of Socks"

Joe1: Im forever pulling out
Joe2: Did you give her a "Pair Of Socks"?
Joe1: Yeah, The way the semen hit her right foot it sort of looked like a pair of nike socks with the swoosh.

by J3ST3RzDead November 8, 2011