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Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.
Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
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sex

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Sex Sausage

Sex Sausage is another way to describe men's nudes.
Womens nudes are like art, but a guys nudes are just them basically saying "look at sex sausage, you want some fuk"
by nicotine whore July 14, 2020
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Plex N Sex

"Hey sugar pie! You want to come over to my Place after School and have some Plex N Sex?"

"Well… Hell yeah baby!"
by H3ntaipet December 7, 2018
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Food sex

Guy 1: Bro, did you know that Brian likes food sex?
Guy 2: EW! That's disgusting!
by McBirdie September 11, 2021
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sex

you shove a penis in a pussy or an asshole
"I heard the bed squeaking loudly all night! what were you doing Anna!?

"...Me and Jack had sex last night"

"GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOUR GROUNDED!!!"
by Official_Seraphine September 16, 2023
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Nasal Sex

A form of sexual intercourse especially designed for men with extremely small cocks to satisfy someone by penetrating the nasal cavities with their 2cm defeater.

It can also define someone putting their nose up someones ass.
I love nasal sex, sometimes cocks arnt enough
by Seal3007 November 15, 2023
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