Jared - "Bro me and John had a sex salad with Lisa, Bartholomew, Candice, Rebecca, and Cassandra."
Larry - "Damn invite me next time bro!!"
Larry - "Damn invite me next time bro!!"
by iitzjiinxed March 28, 2023
We only have been dating a week, but things were already getting steamy, but I am a virgin and will only allow him to 69. Did he just put an explosive in my hoo ha? Woah, it did not even hurt.
by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024
by dustinkids October 09, 2022
by sexy boi 100 February 19, 2018
this is where you stick it into your partner and you both try to do a backflip simultaneously without taking it out. Like keep it in fully and achieve a backflip and landing it.
Yo! Did you see Brooks try and do Scandinavian Butt Sex?! Must have some crazy core strength to achieve that
by TheRealCornball December 08, 2024
An unreleased 2002 comedy film featuring Alan Walker's manager Gunnar Greve getting fucked in multiple positions by host Else Kass Furuseth with clothes on during an interview
person 1: hey have you heard of ritual?
person 2: oh that alan walker song where julie bergan was replaced?
person 1: no the movie called the ritual of sex with alan walker's manager gunnar greve it's the best movie ever made
person 2: i agree
person 2: oh that alan walker song where julie bergan was replaced?
person 1: no the movie called the ritual of sex with alan walker's manager gunnar greve it's the best movie ever made
person 2: i agree
by gunnar greve fan club April 26, 2024
A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.
Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!
by a_random_shitposting_troll February 15, 2025