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Your cock after a stoned girl gives you a blowjob

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A more friendly and fancy name for spunk, cum, jism ect

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cock sloshing

The unmistakable noise made when air introduced / expelled to a male horse’s cock sheath while loping

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The name given to a male chicken

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by Guy man person November 8, 2020

Short Cock Syndrome

People who suffer from Short Cock Syndrome suffer from an insanely short cock and barely have rizz. This is mainly found in 79.368% of men and mainly found in Asian people and barely found in Black people. If you suffer from Short Cock Syndrome you have lower self-esteem and may suffer from having less game.

Tyrone: Hey did you guys hear Ching Wang suffers from Short Cock Syndrome

Tyreek: What a loser

by Candis November 16, 2022