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Sex Cop

Really..... You're going to show me that shit and you dumb motherfuckers admonish her for fucking her NOT RETARDED co-workers? That's the story huh? Not that she's fucking disabled criminals.... but that she's fucking NOT disableds.... This is exactly why you will never get the unity that you want. This is why your bullshit worldview will never be universalized.
Hym "Yeah.... Ok.... I no longer believe in body hair... I think you are all just so full of shit that it eeks out of your pours continuously... I'm at a loss for words.... No no no you know what? You're right. You're all clearly better than me. I was wrong. You CLEARLY know something I don't. Sex cop? Really!? Yeah, no I definitely need to improve myself because I'm clearly not good enough to understand sex cop = bad and retard sex cult = good. And you are. CLEARLY. You should all be the moral arbiters of what is acceptable behavior in society. I would probably understand if I wasn't so fucking inferior. That's got to be it. Maybe the retard gets it. I get it! She must not have gotten all of her work done after she fucked the other not retarded cops. That has to be it. It can't POSSIBLY be that you're all full of shit and I'm not. You're just better. As a matter of fact, Todd should be paying all of you! He should pay all of you for editing and producing the thing I wrote. I makes so much sense! I just..."

Iam "He's.... He's just going to keep going...."

Hym "My eyes are opened Iam! I've seen the light! I know see error of my ways! God! What could I have possibly been thinking before!? I need to turn my life around! Immediately! Everything changes today! I going to start by..."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
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ladder sex

When one partner is much taller than the other. The shorter uses an actual ladder to perform perfect cunnilingus or fellatio.
"You too short, you cant suck this dick even standing! Time for ladder sex fellow cellmate."
by 420CakeDay July 29, 2018
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national sex day

on January 26th it is national sex day it is the day were you have sex for the whole entire day
hey you wanna have sex today it’s national sex day
sure when you wanna
right now and for the whole day
by One of his items but he is one January 19, 2019
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LG sex

That LG sex is Hot!!
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Le Sex Furguson

The art of successfully satisfying 50 women in one day and then proceeding to call Stud McNaughty to brag about your conquest!
Does anyone have Stud McNaughty’s number I Need to finish The Le Sex Furguson.!
by Le Sex Furguson October 2, 2020
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sex

the really only place i think on urban dictionary which people litteraly write fucking essays about people having sex. why?
person who wrote the definiton?: time to write a story about sex on urbandictionary.com!!!!
by jAyaja May 10, 2023
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Pipe sex

“Yo wanna have pipe sex”
Fuck yeah!”
by Tenishua445 June 22, 2023
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