Yesn't Me

The art of countering someone's roast.

Carl: Your mom gay!
John: No u!
Carl: Yesn't me!

John dies.

by a ded potato January 10, 2019

Grease Me

Said by the man who shows up to collect money from you.

Bill; I had to pay Carmen today. He stopped by to pick up his money.

Steve; Did he say "grease me" when you opened the door?

Bill; He always says that when I gotta pay him.

by gamisiking July 10, 2016

jiggle my titties and throw me down the well

an expression of frustration

"did you do your homework?"
"JIGGLE MY TITTIES AND THROW ME DOWN THE WELL! I FORGOT!"

by bpop100 December 29, 2020

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Call me Joe

A phrase mainly used by the British, while they enjoy some fine scones and fresh green tea.

callmejoe.com

What's up, Jojo?
Bloody hell mate, call me Joe!

by dontcallmejoe October 20, 2020

Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 02, 2022

try me shirt

Phrase used to describe a situation where one person gets chumped on a regular basis.

Damn, why's everyone raggin on Zach? He must be wearin the try me shirt today.

by Lady Pacman January 08, 2007