laugh die me

Something's too funny that I laughed until almost dead

The way Tommy explained the concept of Linked List (Computer Science term) with "Human Centipede" laugh die me.

by alandragonjuice October 16, 2017

Kicked me in the pussy

Can be used to describe good or bad situations. So versatile!!!

Jake says, "Wow, you seem to be feeling so much better!"
Tiffany says, "Yeah, those vitamin D pills really kicked me in the pussy!"

Patrick says, "That physics quiz was so hard :("
Brittany says, "Yeah, it really kicked me in the pussy..."

by pussypuncher1234 November 06, 2020

Give me a buck

To give someone a ride on your bicycle

I am tired of walking, give me a buck.

by DogMom3 August 06, 2023

gd me

Invented by Michael Arthur and Kasim Kabbarra. Means god damn me. Used to add emphasis to something you said. Also used to describe when something shocks you or makes you overwhelmed in both a good and bad connotation.

That sandwich was good as hell gd me.

by big-tuck June 08, 2021

suck me? VIRUS

An act of sabotage brought about due to long term acts of asshattery. Particularly acts of disrespect, thievery, and lying to one's own family... despite their continued love and compassion.

1. Until you rectify the situation by both apologizing to all relevant parties, and come forward with an honest admission of wrongdoing you might have some trouble with the "suck me? VIRUS"...

2. Anyone willing to blatantly disregard my feelings and lie straight to my face gets no sympathy from me... behold the wrath of "suck me? VIRUS"

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

me gusta

'i like' but espanol

me gusta tu carne

by DiddysVeinyDih March 06, 2023