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Bobcat Syndrome

(n.) The experience when one meets a potential partner one time, then fantasizes and obsesses over that one person even though no further contact is made between the two persons. This can progress to the point where the person can go months without any contact with the other person, but still obsesses over the memory of the initial contact.
Example: "Hey Billy, I still can't get my mind over Bonquisha!" "Billy, it's been over four weeks now. I think you have Bobcat Syndrome." "Oh darn!"

(For further reference and information, see "Bobcat Goggles")
by TimJongUn May 10, 2016
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Hadfield Syndrome

When an adolescent male in his first year at uni overcompensates for his shit football skills and poor grafting technique by making a football team so he can be "player-manager"
Did you hear about the new football team Sam started? Clearly he's got Hadfield Syndrome!
by Hadfield Syndrome February 3, 2022
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Kramer Syndrome

When you buy 2 flashes each round and flash god, the ground, all your team mates and no enemy.
"Necucu joci cs?"

"@neb asta putea fi colegu tau de banca dar ai aleso pe ana"

(kramer syndrome)
by Giorgica fara frica December 19, 2024
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duane syndrome

Duane syndrome, also called Duane retraction syndrome (DRS), is a group of eye muscle disorders that cause abnormal eye movements. People with Duane syndrome have difficulty rotating one or both eyes outward (abduction) or inward (adduction).

Duane syndrome is due to miswiring of the eye muscles. The “mistake” probably happens around the 6th week of pregnancy and is due to poor development of tiny parts of the brain stem that control the eye muscles.

Duane syndrome affects girls more often than boys. In addition, the left eye is more often involved than the right eye. The reason for this is not known. Around 20% of Duane syndrome patients have both eyes affected. No particular race or ethnic group is more likely to be affected.

Characteristics include:
• Strabismus-the eyes may be misaligned and point in different directions at all times
• Head position-patients often maintain a head posture or head turn to keep the eyes straight
• Amblyopia-reduced vision in the affected eye.
• Eyelid narrowing-the affected eye may appear smaller than the other eye
• Upshoot or downshoot-with certain eye movements, the eye may occasionally deviate upward or downward

For more information, please visit the National Human Genome Research Institute.

at genome.gov
SlapHappyz's friend has, Duane Syndrome. This means they don't have a mental disorder, but a physical disorder in the eyes.
by SlapHappyz April 23, 2015
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OculusSodiumHypochlorite-Syndrome

Something that is so cursed that it gives you the urge to bleach your eyes.
"Ew this house is gross"
"Yea it gives me OculusSodiumHypochlorite-Syndrome"
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Reddit/Discord mod syndrome

A deadly chronic illness that's side effects include a fear of touching grass, a fear of women, a fear of showering and the inability to talk and socialize like a normal human being.
This moderator clearly has Reddit/Discord mod syndrome wow.
by mr beast real 2001 September 20, 2025
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tictac syndrome

A penis that resembles a tictac mint.
Friend: "Why didn't you stay the night with him last night?"
Me: "Oh, he was suffering from major tictac syndrome."
by Beanne October 11, 2016
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