by anthjarx December 14, 2023
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Get the Simpson Syndrome mug.Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.
Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"
Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."
Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"
Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"
Iam "We must have used that line before..."
Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"
Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"
Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"
Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"
Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."
Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"
Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"
Iam "We must have used that line before..."
Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"
Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"
Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"
Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"
Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2022
Get the Dicked Down Syndrome mug.A delusional disorder typified by Holocaust inversion, terrorism apologetics, and primeval Islamic Jew hate which is highly contagious among Western liberals. Social media exacerbates the symptoms. There is no known treatment.
In my Middle Eastern Studies course in college, I mentally masturbated till my brain turned into a Penistine and blew a hot sticky load of Akbar up my own ass. In other words, I now suffer from “Free Palestine Syndrome” (also known as “Palestine Liberation Syndrome”)
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by The_Schlumpy April 10, 2020
Get the massive wiener syndrome mug.Fucked-in syndrome (FIS)
Likened to the condition locked-in syndrome, but when one has done alot of shagging or had a very intense orgasm and it feels that they cannot move their body or function properly, so they just lay there like a dead seal for 20 minutes.
Also linked with postcoital bliss.
Likened to the condition locked-in syndrome, but when one has done alot of shagging or had a very intense orgasm and it feels that they cannot move their body or function properly, so they just lay there like a dead seal for 20 minutes.
Also linked with postcoital bliss.
(After intense sex session)
Malachy - "I need to go home to let the dogs out for a piss but I can't move, I feel like I have locked-in syndrome.
No I have Fucked-in syndrome!"
Janine - "Hahaha, is there anything I can do?"
Malachy - Please put your tits away, I'm done"
Malachy - "I need to go home to let the dogs out for a piss but I can't move, I feel like I have locked-in syndrome.
No I have Fucked-in syndrome!"
Janine - "Hahaha, is there anything I can do?"
Malachy - Please put your tits away, I'm done"
by Dolly444 March 24, 2024
Get the Fucked-in Syndrome mug.Whenever a troll realizes he can one-up everybody by acting and emulating he-man emulating the power and self-confidence of He-man, all the while censoring online the animated content of his minions or group so that they never actually see the Real He Man, which would totally kill him on its face, physically speaking, once they saw the abs, the face, and natural popularity of the original He-Man. Such infected individuals live solely to obliterate He-man and every digital footprint of him off the face of the universe, or else they’re nothing at all.
“Drats, that’s skeletor! Turn that off!” said the botnet administrator clinically diagnosed with I’m He-man Syndrome, in another close call with fate.
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