Cock Blast

When a man shoots his cum out of the tip of his penis and his urethra expands. the cock blast usually lands on anus or tits.

Man Bobby, that cock blast you shot last night sure rattled my insides.

by bluke69 April 12, 2019

Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.

I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry

by Shitster Adi dot com May 12, 2017

cock

a chicken boy

My cock is really big today I think it is a bonner

by EpicKingNayr March 1, 2021

Cock glitter

A more friendly and fancy name for spunk, cum, jism ect

I’m gonna come round to the Issac residents and sprinkle my cock glitter

by Daniibumblebee November 27, 2019

Reids Massive Cock

When ones groin size is comparable to a hippopotamus, with watermelons for testicles

I want Reids Massive Cock inside me

by Reids Haters December 13, 2023

cock sloshing

The unmistakable noise made when air introduced / expelled to a male horse’s cock sheath while loping

The horse has some loud cock sloshing today.

by Erotic yet scary noises October 6, 2022

Cock newbie

A man who has never sent a picture of his cock online.

Hey sexy send me a dick pic!
I can’t hun I am a cock newbie and am small.

by Rennystar February 20, 2019