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Frostmens Syndrome

A unique medical condition that commonly develops in homeless individuals when the temperature drops below 65 degrees. Symptoms include chest pain, shortness of breath, and chills. Instantly cured by being admitted overnight in the hospital with a hot meal with no long lasting affects.
Patient: Yes I called 911 because I am having chest pain.
Paramedic: Oh okay, that may be Frostmens Syndrome.
Patient: yes I think it is, usually a clean bed in the hospital and warm microwave meal fixes the issue.
by Rebeccm November 21, 2022
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passu-syndrome

(Pronounced: "pass-you" syndrome)

Passu-syndrome is most visible during a morning commute among fellow commuters to and sometimes from work. It is best described as: The tendency for a vehicle that is behind you and comfortable with your current speed as indicated by the buffer zone between your two cars to suddenly as you move into the right lane get more aggressive and pass you rapidly. This is not to be mistaken as an "aggressive driver" or a "road-hog". Despite that you are traveling at 70mph in a 55mph zone, he feels he needs to get one more car ahead.
Man 1: "What a lovely drive, everyone is being pleasant; even the "road-hogs" are not that aggressive today!"
Man 2: "Indeed, a beautiful drive to work."
Man 1: "Oh wait, look at this guy! He has been fine for the last 10 miles to stay a dozen car lengths behind me as together we do 70mph!"
Man 2: "So?
Man 1: "Soooo...now that I am doing 70mph in the right lane....he just has to get one more car ahead in the pack!"

Man 2: "Sooo?"
Man 1: "He has a clear case of passu-syndrome."
Man 2: "I think you need to get out more..."
by Professor Crabs September 26, 2013
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Tourette syndrome

Person 1 FUCK SHIT BITCH ASS DICK DAMNIT FAGGOT COCK WHORE

Person 2 You have tourette syndrome
by Boogereater69 February 4, 2022
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Assassin's syndrome

The psychological condition in which one thinks they are an elite level assassin but they are actually just a normal human being.
The syndrome usually comes with randomly pointing guns to the sky or empty windows, plotting how to murder someone, daydreaming about being an assassin, etc.
Andrew's wildest fantasy is that he jumps off one building onto a helicopter after assassinating a billionaire, but in reality he needs someone to help him with his Assassin's syndrome.
by Ackernoon August 15, 2019
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Post Pizza Syndrome

When a person after eating pizza feels disgusted by the thoughts of other pizzas.
-Oh I just ate a whole pizza now I get the post pizza syndrome when I look at your pizza.
by the one and only ginger god March 25, 2019
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Idiot syndrome

People who believe other idiots. They also go and show their idiocy. Idiot syndrome is easily spreadable

List of symptoms:
-Falls for misinformation
-Below avarge iq
-Believing in stupid things
-Idiocy
Symptoms that develop after 2-8 weeks:
-Believing earth is flat
-Believing in santa claus
-Believing video games cause violence
-Believing vaccines cause autism
-Believing mental disorder dont exist
-Believing viruses dont exist

Idiot syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persists for 2 weeks
-Goes out and shares their idiocy

Idiot syndrome background:
There was a one idiot on phone who decided to write up about idiot syndrome on urban dictionary

Idiot syndrome cure and treatment:
Currently there is no cure for idiot syndrome. However there are 2 treatments know as special needs school, and fact check. They decrease idiocy and increase intelligence.

Idiot syndrome cases:
4,800,986,012 (uprising)

These cases include:
-Tiktokers
-Urban dictionary voulnteer editors who decide which definition they will accept
-One idiot who decided make this definition
-Discord moderators
-Reddit users
-Reddit moderators
-Twitter users
-Urban dictionary definition makers
-Prank channels
-Reaction channels
-Logan and Jake Paul followers

Idiot syndrome prevention:
-High intellect
-Early education
-Good parenting
Whoa, why cases are this big?

Cause idiot syndrome is easily transmitable
by Notmelol123 January 30, 2022
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Suda Syndrome

When a fat nigga has no neck so he needs to turn his body left or right to see
“At least I don’t got the suda syndrome, nigga has to turn his whole body left and right
by Justin Yanez April 16, 2021
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