Head The Ball

A general term for a footie cunt, in polite company. Saves you shouting "you fucking fat cunty retard" when you can use the politer term "head the ball'. Originally meaning idiot in Ireland and widely adopted by people how detest football / football supporters.

twat: some shit about the game
me: please fuck off you head the ball twat

by JonnTeee December 17, 2021

No Balls

the sacred phrase used by the boys that can make any man do anything

no balls you wont do it

by shrimp dic November 20, 2020

chilli balls

A man that has a fetish of applying

hot pepper/pepper sauce on his balls.

I have a thing for chilli balls during the nasty

by M&J made this😂 September 1, 2023

Scammer balls

outrageous

Ted has some scammer balls

by Jason Pike October 14, 2019

Crystal Ball

Noun; Cell Phone

Karen stared diligently into her crystal ball.

by TumescentMule May 31, 2025

Balls Inspection Day

On October 17th, you and the boys give each other an annual check up for health purposes. Such activities include mutual fondling and the ball durability test.

No way dude, it's Balls Inspection Day! Lemme dab up your little amigos down there.

by gaymfgayming August 18, 2022

throwing Waffle's balls

A phrase used when someone jumps ahead of others

Teacher:*assigns group project*
Friend: Ight bet just finished

Other Friend: Bro stop throwing Waffle's balls.

by hAmz_n_eGgz January 27, 2023