When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.
Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.
We went to the pumpkin patch last night
She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.
We went to the pumpkin patch last night
She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.
by DJMAA November 17, 2023
Get the Take me to the pumpkin patchmug. A person called henry who is a raging homoosexual and insserts all items into his colon and refuses to play anyone in the chess because's he's shit
by asqafdafsagfsafa November 7, 2025
Get the Henry play me in the chessmug. by Ligmabosack April 30, 2025
Get the Ts is so tuff+ ts made me goonmug. meaning of someone wanting to marry you, especially if you compliment each other like the moon and the sun.
by arteqx January 9, 2022
Get the el me upmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur BAck To THe Szimmer Up<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Krimsonnn September 21, 2021
Get the Sick about memug. 