The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.
I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.
by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022

by CannibusToken May 12, 2023

by Cockbig May 30, 2017

Just about what you would expect a gekko cock to be. Frequently used by collegiate sailors for no apparent reason. The two words combine radiate a dangerously high level of crackhead energy.
I don’t know why MJ and Johnny always talk about gekko cocks.
Well, they are sailors so I’m not surprised tbh...
Well, they are sailors so I’m not surprised tbh...
by Texas Toasties December 2, 2019

The abbreviation of the word 'recockulous".
Mike: The fucking ref's jersey looks the same as the rest of the team! When is FIFA gonna fix this? This is completely Ricky Cock!
Alec: Absolutely Ricky Cock!
Alec: Absolutely Ricky Cock!
by AlrightHamilton September 17, 2021
