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cock smoker

by my name darrel-_- April 25, 2021
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Cock and Ball Torture

cock and ball torture consists of putting your balls inside a toaster,blender (i did that one it feels good),etc you should try it :3
HEY BABY LET ME GET COCK AND BALL TORTURE
by Miles Morales dady November 15, 2023
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Spock cock

When a woman positions her hand around her vagina with two finger each side, pulls firmly up and holds then attempts to urinate with full force. This will produce a stream of urine as if it were a penis producing it.
Woman 1: "There's only urinals free in this gender neutral bathroom"
Woman 2: "No worries, I'll just whip out the Spock cock and show those lads what's what!"
by Songyy July 22, 2023
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sugar cock

A mothafucka who basically gets turned on by sugar. Constantly eats junk food and makes at least one 7-11 run every damn day.
Joseph: yooooo bro you tryna head to sev for some slurpees?

Dan: mothafucka we got slurpees yesterday. You one fat ass sugar cock
by VertigoTiger June 6, 2022
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Cock your dish

When you go to fart and you aim your butt in another direction
Me : Sorry I just let one rip! .
Friend:.. did u at least cock your dish the other way?
by Fecknhill420 April 19, 2020
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Lord of the Cocks

Based on a constant erection and given the length and girth. Be careful rounding corners, in your house, or any place of business, as you will put holes in the sheetrock and constantly knock over table lamps. It is recommended, by every doctor in america. To not get too close to the Lord of the Cocks, as he will cause bodily harm. It is recommended by doctors in America, that women protect all orifices when in the presence of the Lord of the Cocks. Fyi, the Lord of the Cocks can and will fuck 20 women at a time. May the Lord of the cocks be in you.
The Lord of the Cocks does not own a ceiling fan.
by Lord of the Cocks July 16, 2024
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cock

"oooh why is your cock out"
by googledocsucker November 20, 2019
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