Chocolate cock fuck

When the female has shit hanging halfway from her ass. And fucks you in yours with it

Me and my girl had a chocolate cock fuck. It hurts to sit

by Gavin j May 28, 2021

Convoy Cock

When you're on a long road trip and your little man decides to stand to attention. Making your trousers a bit tighter.

Dude! I was driving down the motorway and saw one of them trucks where on the mud flaps it has a naked lady! I got Convoy Cock bad so I had to smash one out!

Made a right mess on the steering wheel!

by LordSabertooth May 31, 2021

cock flops

a screw up a big peice of shit a loser

those damn cock flops suck

by Ryan Mann November 20, 2003

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by Save yourself August 27, 2024

cock and balls

A term you shout when old women drive through the Walmart isle on their mobility scooters, and you as a YouTube prankster jump out of a rubbermaid trash can, which you put in the middle of the isle, to scare their ass

Old woman: “who the hell put this fucker in the middle of the isle”
Zach the prankster: “COCK AND BALLS”
Old woman: “Damn you sonny, if I still used tampons, I’d need a new one about now”

by Bike Lovin’ mf August 28, 2024

Cock Spangled Cankle

When an individual with a penis performs a handstand and walks on their hands towards the receiver and inserts their hard rod in the receivers anus. Afterwards they wrap a hand around each of the receivers ankles while the American National Anthem plays.

Yo dude I was with Sarah last night and she couldn't stop Cumming when I hit her with the cock spangled cankle.

by Spudlover#226 September 10, 2024

Cock time

Time that two men spend together.

What did you do this weekend?
I spend some quality cock time with my dad!

by BourgeoisieHater☭ September 29, 2024