i am way to sober for this shit right now

It means that the person can’t even deal with this right now, come get them when there drunk or something.

Friends being annoying, me “ I am way to sober for this shit right now.”

by Cosmog March 2, 2021

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Reading? I didn't know you could read.

The sentence Draco Malfoy says to one of his goons (that is actually Harry in disguise) when he see that he is wearing glasses

Person one: "Why are you wearing glasses?"

Person two: "Uh. Reading?"

Person one: "Reading? I didn't know you could read." *Looks kinda impressed*

by Clara Winters July 17, 2022

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Exercise? i thought you said extra fries!

If you laugh or say this you are either a facebook mom or else you are have a fucking shitty humor

Someone: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
You: laughs
Me: You fucking retarded bitch- Are you a 52 year old facebook mom or what?

by Your local spelling helper April 5, 2022

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I can nawt get sick right now

A sentence you use when you can nawt get sick right now

"Omg Bailey are you ok?"
Baliey:*sneezes* " I can nawt get sick right now I have kendras birthday party and that baby shower later I-I just can nawt get sick right now."

-Family Guy S11 EP.18 Total Recall

by G1rlb0ss11 April 11, 2022

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I Just Killed A Cop Now I'm Horny

A good song made by rap artist Jpegmafia with a really fucked up opening. That opening being the sound of a police officer getting shot to death by a man having a ptsd attack.

Dan: Damn bro, I just listened to I Just Killed A Cop Now I'm Horny. I'll never be able to get those pain filled screams out of my mind.

by SoozaSimp March 19, 2023

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