Tom Cock

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids Incorporated.”

He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.

Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.

The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,

April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.

The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,

Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.

"Wow, Tom Cock sure was ahead of his time. He really made balls easily accessible for children. What a guy."

"Tom Cock? The most revolutionary man to walk the planet? Of course I know him!"

by kidneybean78 March 4, 2024

Alarm Cock

A man/woman who acts very annoying and makes loud noises when a alarm clock goes off.

“Jeez that guys is a real Alarm Cock in the morning”

by DeWordMaster June 5, 2020

cock swobler

A cock swobler is basically another way of calling someone a idiot.
This can be used in a derogatory way or a loving way.

Example #1: leave me alone you cock swobler. (derogatory)
Example #2: if you're tired of me, take a nap. You ain't leaving me you cock swobler. (loving)

by Chodep December 30, 2022

cock-roach

an ugly female who is usually seen begging for men and their 4 inch dicks
see what i did there :troll:

witch: "sup daddy, pp pls"
chad: "shut the fuck up cock-roach"

by kekyooin March 26, 2022

Alien cock

You will need lube if you have a alien cock

I have a big alien cock so big it can break you

by Yes_g8 December 25, 2023

Iron Cock Clench

An exceedingly firm clench, hold, or grasp around the shaft of the victim's penis, that is so forceful that it is deemed 'iron'. It is painful, and commonly used for, a bargaining piece, a way of releasing anger, an action of aggression, or to see the look on their face.

"I got George in such a good Iron Cock Clench that he almost pooped himself."

by urbandefiner2000 May 7, 2015

Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.

Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history”
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”

by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021