The group of symptoms that cause Blitzcrank mains on League of Legends to use their Q ability to pull anything at any time, whether it's to help create a play that'll benefit the team, or not. Most likely not.
by Liffeh02 March 3, 2017
Get the blitz syndrome mug.When people hate on City of Boston, Boston sports, or the people in Boston every time they hear the word Boston,They get easily triggered in reality they know they aren’t winners like us.
by Khleezy June 20, 2022
Get the Boston Derangement syndrome mug.Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 5, 2021
Get the Chapped Dick Syndrome mug.Rosbotham is a disease that occurs in the anal canal that spreads to the brain within days. Patients with this disease often develop obesity due to reduced mobility, hygiene issues, brain damage and developmental issues. It is recommended those who have this to not leave their homes as it is highly contagious. There is no known cause, but scientists believe being in places with high bacteria such as school yards or public bathrooms have a relation. The treatment for this disease is pills called Senokot and Dulcolax. This disease is fairly new and not well known, this disease was founded by doctors and scientists on the 29th of April 2025. Doctors describe this disease as ‘IBS on steroids’.
Symptoms include:
Development issues (if under 25)
Excruciating bowel movements.
Gaining a concerning amount of pounds within a short amount of time, no matter what you eat or what your metabolism is like.
Mental health issues such as intrusive thoughts and impulsive actions, low motivation to leave bed, and hygiene issues.
Mobility issues.
Fever like symptoms (runny nose, cough, aches, diarrhea)
Bad memory, such as forgetting important information about yourself or others.
Rotting teeth, which is caused by the bacteria heading towards your brain, thankfully if you get help at this stage doctors can stop the bacteria getting to your brain which can make treatment quicker.
If you or anyone you know is displaying symptoms of this disease, please get medical help immediately.
Symptoms include:
Development issues (if under 25)
Excruciating bowel movements.
Gaining a concerning amount of pounds within a short amount of time, no matter what you eat or what your metabolism is like.
Mental health issues such as intrusive thoughts and impulsive actions, low motivation to leave bed, and hygiene issues.
Mobility issues.
Fever like symptoms (runny nose, cough, aches, diarrhea)
Bad memory, such as forgetting important information about yourself or others.
Rotting teeth, which is caused by the bacteria heading towards your brain, thankfully if you get help at this stage doctors can stop the bacteria getting to your brain which can make treatment quicker.
If you or anyone you know is displaying symptoms of this disease, please get medical help immediately.
Elizabeth: My bowel movements have been so hard lately! I’ve tried every OTC medication and nothing works! Ugh! And it’s making my teeth turn yellow! And I have hardly any motivation anymore, what am I gonna tell my mum!?
Logan: Uhh.. What you’re describing sounds a bit like a new disease called Rosbotham’s Syndrome, I think you should go get checked!
Elizabeth: Okay! Thanks for letting me know!
Doctor: You have been diagnosed with Rosbotham Syndrome.
Elizabeth: Nooo! Please help me!
Doctor: Take these pills, Senokot and Dulcolax. Take 1 pill each every morning and 1 pill each before bed. You will be on this treatment for 6 months, and if the bacteria is still present, we may have to keep you prescribed.
Elizabeth: Okay Doctor, Thank you so much!
Logan: Uhh.. What you’re describing sounds a bit like a new disease called Rosbotham’s Syndrome, I think you should go get checked!
Elizabeth: Okay! Thanks for letting me know!
Doctor: You have been diagnosed with Rosbotham Syndrome.
Elizabeth: Nooo! Please help me!
Doctor: Take these pills, Senokot and Dulcolax. Take 1 pill each every morning and 1 pill each before bed. You will be on this treatment for 6 months, and if the bacteria is still present, we may have to keep you prescribed.
Elizabeth: Okay Doctor, Thank you so much!
by loganb1089 May 2, 2025
Get the Rosbotham Syndrome mug.When something massive and extremely powerful has one tiny weakness that, if you exploit, the entire thing will go to sh*t
The Alien Invaders from "Independence Day" suffer from Death Star syndrome: if the mothership's cockpit is destroyed, all of the other ships will blow up.
Disclaimer: this example's weakness may not be that tiny, but you get the point
Disclaimer: this example's weakness may not be that tiny, but you get the point
by Wobbmin February 25, 2017
Get the Death star syndrome mug.Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.
by this dood October 24, 2022
Get the Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome mug.A condition in which a player with no money will be bad at every game they play, with the one exception being Brawlhalla. No matter how much you play the game, no matter your skill level, you will always be SMOKED by said player.
Person 1: You're the most ass Bödvar I've ever had the displeasure of playing against.
Person 2: At least I don't suffer from Brawlhalla Syndrome.
Person 2: At least I don't suffer from Brawlhalla Syndrome.
by zoopboi July 15, 2023
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