John: Why the hell is James so pissed today?
Landon: His balls are torqued from his wife bitching at him all day long.
Landon: His balls are torqued from his wife bitching at him all day long.
by 3pumpdump October 20, 2014
Get the Balls are Torqued mug.Ball is used when you’re in a street game of basketball and you’re to pussy to handle multiple niggas on you so then you hug the ball and yell out “BALL” and all the niggas let you have your space
Mikey: *passes the ball*
Greg: *receives it and sees opponents coming after him*
Greg: “BALL!”
Opponents: “look at this pussy ass ho”
Greg: *receives it and sees opponents coming after him*
Greg: “BALL!”
Opponents: “look at this pussy ass ho”
by Youugly November 29, 2019
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by Zaiaaia October 15, 2022
Get the balls mug.a negative slang name for a footballer, kev meaning the same as chav in this sense. usually kev ballers are girl, generally lesebians who play football, badly.
by ministy of talula April 26, 2009
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Get the Jimmy&Balls mug.A godlike MC who has balls that shrivel up to the size of peas from the size of walnuts. He rehydrate them in urine in order to rejuvenate their size
Hello y'all I'm MC Shrivel Ball
Here to tell you about my balls
And, um uhh how they shrivel up
To the size of peas from the size of walnuts
I have to dip them in some piss
To rehydrate them it feels so bliss
Just because I'm a freak of nature
Doesn't mean you have to be a hater
Here to tell you about my balls
And, um uhh how they shrivel up
To the size of peas from the size of walnuts
I have to dip them in some piss
To rehydrate them it feels so bliss
Just because I'm a freak of nature
Doesn't mean you have to be a hater
by MC Shrivel Ball August 16, 2021
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