Shucks Me

Fuck Me

Shucks me 19 times

by Nebraska Killer October 26, 2022

from me to you

When you poop directly into another persons bungus

From me to you pal

by Mr the sandwich March 20, 2017

Me

You're probably reading this and wondering if I mean you (the reader) or me (the writer), lemme clear things up. I mean you! Yes, the one reading this right now). You are that one special person, one in a million. Even though you don't feel like it, you're special and remarkable in your own way. Whether you're a jock, nerd, mysterious person, people's person, shy teen, bold individual, chaotic being, psycho or just a plain old boring person. No matter what category you fall in, you'll always have that little spark that makes you special and different from anyone else. Keep being YOU!

A= Ewww why is she so weird?! (TALKING TO B, REFERING TO C)
B= I know right!
(C OVERHEARS)
C= Gurl shut your oompa loompa dumb mouth up! I'm just being me! Unlike you, you fake ass nuisance.

(DRAMATIC HAIR FLIP)
LE FIN.

by PJ_MASKS_GURL....OMAGURRR June 10, 2020

hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"

I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!

by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025

Ari next to me

Is a fine ass lil baddie with planets and stuff tattooed by her tigo bitties. She’s a good cuddler. Causes awkward times erections.

Ari next to me gots my dick on brick

by BillIschinaa January 13, 2024

for the girl who won’t give me kisses

use when you’re giving something such as a playlist or something you put some thought into to a female who won’t really give you the time of day but you’re still gonna risk looking stupid cause she’s that cool

i made a playlist for the girl who won’t give me kisses

by prodbybeastboy June 10, 2018

garage sale me

when a person tries to pawn off their crap on you from either their cube at work when they clean it out or from home because they are too lazy to get rid of it themselves.

Dude, no I don't want your poster of a cat "hanging in there." Stop trying to garage sale me your crap.

Dude, stop trying to garage sale me your old "recylce" bumper sticker. I don't want your crap.

by downwithgilmore July 8, 2009