“Yeah it’s crazy how some people are...are you even listening?”
“Now why would I do that, I’ve got Britonous Syndrome...”
“Now why would I do that, I’ve got Britonous Syndrome...”
by numbnut March 10, 2019
Get the Britonous Syndromemug. by AllieIsGr8 November 11, 2010
Get the angry pimp syndromemug. Symptoms-
-Unable to tell the truth
-Does everything their partner says
-Lies to covers up child abuse
-Stands by and does nothing to help the child being abused
-Participates when told to
-Makes excuses for behavior
-Doesn't take accountability for their actions
-Attempts to overshadow and compete with other's trauma
-Seems to be going through a middle crisis
-Cares deeply about how everyone sees them
-Unable to tell the truth
-Does everything their partner says
-Lies to covers up child abuse
-Stands by and does nothing to help the child being abused
-Participates when told to
-Makes excuses for behavior
-Doesn't take accountability for their actions
-Attempts to overshadow and compete with other's trauma
-Seems to be going through a middle crisis
-Cares deeply about how everyone sees them
Natalia Grace's adoptive father has pussy ass bitch syndrome. His ex-wife couldn't have put her through hell if he did anything at all to help her.
by Dontdrinkpizza February 18, 2024
Get the Pussy Ass Bitch Syndromemug. One who feigns injuries and/or illness to win the sympathy, attention, and intimacy of others exhibits "hurt puppy syndrome" . A form of sociopathic behavior.
by Jiggle lo April 15, 2015
Get the hurt puppy syndromemug. when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.
Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone
Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?
Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.
Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?
Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023
Get the PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROMEmug. by goodlooker1010101 November 19, 2020
Get the Claytonator syndromemug. Sanafer syndrome (aka Ali Ketaminosis) is a cruicially rare disorder that occurs in 1/26 billion children. Symptoms include leaving the house 20-6,529 minutes late, being percieved as a zionist jew scum, getting dicked on in brawlhalla, and having tourrettes-like ticks that cause the subject spasms making them repeat phrases like: “Maaan, shiiit, fuuuck, and most commonly, what time is iiit.”
Example
Doctor: “I’m really sorry Maam. The tests conclude that your son… *feels so bad he starts jerking off*
YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME😖😖😖”
Mom: “NOO! NO! NO NO NO NO NOOOO! IT CAN’T BE. WE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!! WHY GOD. WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!😭😭😭”
Doctor: “I’m truly sorry maam. It’s not your fault. It may not be too late however. It is possible that this whole conundrum may be avoided! By keeping your son away from Buzz, never allowing him to cross the threshold of 20%, and keep him off the solpadine, perhaps your son might be saved!”
Mom: “OMGGGGGGG OH EM JEEEEE!!!!!! Is there any way I can thank you for this?!”
Old Wrinkle Balls Doctor:” …”
Doctor: “I’m really sorry Maam. The tests conclude that your son… *feels so bad he starts jerking off*
YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME😖😖😖”
Mom: “NOO! NO! NO NO NO NO NOOOO! IT CAN’T BE. WE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!! WHY GOD. WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!😭😭😭”
Doctor: “I’m truly sorry maam. It’s not your fault. It may not be too late however. It is possible that this whole conundrum may be avoided! By keeping your son away from Buzz, never allowing him to cross the threshold of 20%, and keep him off the solpadine, perhaps your son might be saved!”
Mom: “OMGGGGGGG OH EM JEEEEE!!!!!! Is there any way I can thank you for this?!”
Old Wrinkle Balls Doctor:” …”
by BigDaddyPlantation October 25, 2023
Get the Sanafer syndromemug.