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Anita's - Big hat syndrome

A rare, mysterious condition in which a person’s head transforms into a literal hat, compelling them to obey the enigmatic and ever-shifting “Laws of Zendaya.” Symptoms may include involuntary posing, fashion-related visions, and an uncontrollable urge to walk imaginary runways.
She woke up with Anita's - Big hat syndrome

her head was a wide-brimmed hat, and a mysterious voice whispered, 'Obey Zendaya…
by Ted_bomb May 3, 2025
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Assturder’s Syndrome

When the douche session for bottom prep fails and you’re left with a poopy butt and shamefully have to tell the top you can’t bottom tonight.
“So how’d it go with big D last night?”

“I had a bad case of Assturder’s Syndrome and had to call it off.”
by Assturders May 4, 2025
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Godknows Syndrome

John cannot concentrate on one thing since he suffers from godknows syndrome.
by russ_kay1 May 5, 2025
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Walsh syndrome

1. The exact opposite of what Walsh says, happens immediately
2. Typically used with “Lol”
3. Proves that he doesn’t know shit
The Knicks just went off to win game 1 after Walsh said they’re ass. Lmfao, Walsh typical Walsh syndrome.
by Empirestate May 5, 2025
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Rocky-syndrome

When a small indie game (primarily that of Roblox games) gets popular and then starts slowing down updates in quality and quantity (rocky starting as a underdog, then defeating creed and then getting weak)
dude jujutsu shenanigans and fnaf are prime examples of rocky-syndrome man
by Guyonabus May 6, 2025
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