Cock shock

When a cock leaves you flabbergasted. It could be because the cock is incredibly large or incredibly small. It could be because it has a fungus growing on it. For whatever reason the cock leaves you gobsmacked and stunned to silence.

"Dude pulled out an 11 incher and left me in cock shock bro istg"

by LOLLIPOP7400 February 26, 2022

Cock

Any man that demonstrates asshole behavior, such as cut you off in traffic or play music really loud on a Saturday morning, is a cock.

Alternate word for dick or penis.

(Jarred awake by music from a peaceful slumber.)

"What the fuck is that noise?!"

"Fucking Gary. He always plays his death metal first thing on a Saturday morning. He's such a fucking cock!"

by Banana Rider June 14, 2018

Swinging Cock Brigade

(noun) Results when the senior leadership at your company is comprised almost exclusively of white men, ie. a good ol'boys club.

The Swinging Cock Brigade is at an offsite golfing excursion today.

by Chaos Agent October 5, 2021

cock smoothie

When 3 or more guys out their dicks in a cup, then add fruit, milk, and ice. Then, it is stirred with the dicks in the cup. A 4th person then drinks it through a straw. Blowjob optional.

hey ben, dillion, jamie, and austin, come over here and take your dicks out to make me a cock smoothie

by babyturtle69 January 23, 2022

lithuanian cock wrench

When a man squats and inverts his penis then squeezes his abs so tight he nuts

Last night I Lithuanian Cock wrenched at the gym it was so good

by Ranchapplebottom September 26, 2022

Cock Gaggler

Like a crazy cat lady, a Cock Gaggler is one who hoards cocks. They do not share the cocks they obtain with anyone else. The cocks they get there hands on are theirs, and theirs to keep.

"Hey dude, yesterday I saw John sucking himself off! You think he's a Cock Gaggler?"

by Jagaimo Punisher June 12, 2018

Cock Apnea

When you insert your penis into their mouth during sleep, causing the airway to become restricted and resulting in a sudden, violent awakening that may or may not cause severe damage to one's member.

To get her back for making fun of my snoring, I gave her an episode of Cock Apnea! I'll be out of the hospital next week.

by Byram Suddarth III June 28, 2024