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Sprague Syndrome

A mental issue that occurs after living in the small town of Sprague, Washington for more than 5 minutes.

Symptoms that occur are:
1. Total lack of social skills
2. Having a tendency to spread drama
3. Blowing minor issues out of proportion

4. Taking any form of criticism as an attack
5. Losing the ability to reason

Sprague Syndrome largely occurs within Sprague, Washington, however it can and most likely has spread into the outside world. Sources claim that the ailment occurs because of the poor social environment in Sprague, hence the name “Sprague Syndrome”. In some exceptional cases, persons in Sprague have been seen to be immune to the effects of Sprague Syndrome. These people are usually found griping about Sprague Syndrome on internet forums.
Guy 1: “Damn, this chick’s nuts, she must have a major case of Sprague Syndrome.”

Guy 2: “That’s what you get for messing with Sprague chicks my guy!”
by Really_Bad_Name519 July 19, 2022
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Small Town Syndrome

When a person grows up in a small town and develops a fear or a belief that they couldn't handle any or all of the following: 1) Living in a large city
2) Attending a large institution for education
3) Attend large social events without friends or family
4) Not needing a car out of necessity for transportation

These fears also usually are accompanied by:
1) Reluctance to drive in large cities or on major highways
2) Fear of being unknown or not receiving the status, accomplishments, or recognition they are able to achieve in smaller populations
3) Reluctance to leave their home or hometown for large periods of time
4) Fear of missing out on small town traditions

These people generally believe and can see themselves marrying one of their classmates/someone they went to school with, buying a house, and raising a family in their hometown.
Jakob is afraid that if he goes to a big school that he won't get to be the quarter back anymore. We're pretty sure he's suffering from Small Town Syndrome.
by Matson12009 September 13, 2023
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Warhole Syndrome

When a designer or any creative has a tendency to show off that they are hyper intelligent and extremely creative, while looking down at everyone else. They become rude and stop having active listening skills. There is only one Andy Warhole and you are not it.
I think Joe has Warhole Syndrome, he keeps dismissing everyone's ideas, especially from the care team
by Zarattack July 9, 2019
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Little man syndrome

A terrible incurable disease in which a short man, tries to make up for his lack of height, by being arrogant and ignorant. Fueled by toxic masculinity and stunted growth.

Side effects include: Attitude, inflated ego, & a firm belief in time fixes everything.

People who suffer from LMS are often known to show terrible leadership skills & bring down the team as a whole.
My boss is an incompetent pos that suffers from Little Man syndrome
by Bearrr.2210 April 23, 2024
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Alice Syndrome

Alice Syndrome is when you get into a relationship after 2 days of meeting your partner and pretend that it’s deep love and that you care about your partner and what not, then it turns out being false and you never really cared, just pretended and wanted a distraction to try and get over your ex, it usually lasts about 3-4 months. You use the excuse that you “Lost feelings” as a form of breakup.
This person reeks of Alice Syndrome
by MarcoMelux July 15, 2025
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Imposter syndrome

A condition made up mostly by lazy Gen Z’ers, especially vloggers who do nothing all day but drink cold brew and eat avocado toast, to help them explain why they feel like a failure in life while everyone around them is succeeding
My life sucks. It must be imposter syndrome. Where’s my Starby’s?
by Danklin45 September 1, 2023
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The feelings that come after attending warped tour. Including of satisfaction and gross anticipation for the next year's to come.
I am feeling the PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome) coming on already.
by craziehippiekid July 12, 2013
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