Adopt Me

A game where kids spend $1000 with their mom's credit card on virtual pets, and the game that broke ROBLOX entirely. The game was meant for kids to be adopted but then turned into a game with scammers and pay-to-win things.

Hey can you play Adopt Me with me? I'm gonna spend $20000 with my mum's credit card.

No, spend your money on something that's not this garbage. You're gonna get scammed in 10 minutes.

by thepersonthatdoesntplayadoptme January 11, 2022

just give me my monkey

A parody of "just give me my money!"

Person1:Just give me my monkey!
Person 2:Wheyyy!

by plato! November 7, 2024

left me

my dad when i was born

im gonna go get milk

left me

by some-dictionary-guy January 24, 2021

Hate Me

It means Mar loves enrique

"you hate me" "Mar loves Enrique"

by ShnorgleSlurb June 18, 2025

You Fucking me around

Messing with someone/ and or /tricking some one.

Zo you’re shoe is untied.
- you fucking me around huh?

by Amirbgood September 7, 2022

Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved

And I still don't give a single absolute fuck about historical slavery or child murder.

Hym "Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved now going to be the impetus for child murder. They should have told you to go fuck yourself so I'm going to go ahead and do it for them. Go fuck yourself!"

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Hey, give me a drop-top (Marseilles): The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addictwd to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Hey, give me a drop-top (Marseilles): The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025