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Brenda: "I got sent to the principal's office today for allegedly telling the teacher to fuck that fucking fucker in regards to the principal, but I got in even worse trouble when the principal asked about my comment and I told him that I had actually said to make love to that love-making love maker. Which one is worse?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 03, 2023
A love maker is a man who listens strictly to music about making love that you can make love to without ever listening to anything else. He talks in the low voice of Barry White to everybody by starting every conversation with "You know I love you, girl!"
Gordilia: "That guy Lambert has listened strictly to the Clean Up Man by Willie D in his car and wherever he goes for every second of his entire life with that song on eternal loop without ever stopping! It just plays incessantly wherever he goes!"
Jerome: "What a Love Maker!"
Lambert : "You know I love you, girl, but..."
Jerome: "What a Love Maker!"
Lambert : "You know I love you, girl, but..."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 02, 2023
Preston sent the text "Love goats" to distract from everyone in the group chat from making fun of him.
by Crowned40 June 17, 2017
a cassy is a person that loves to shave and eat the calluses off of a persons feet. they consider themselves a weeb and a "mall goth". a cassy is also a person who loves dreamsmp. especially tommyinit.
Person 1(cassy): h-h-hh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hhey..
Person 2: WHY DID YOU STEAL MY CREDIT CARD INFO???
Person 1(cassy): U-u-u-u-uUwU im sorry!! can i lick in between your toes to eat your toe jam so you feel better? Im just a silly baka merp! Im such a Cassy loves Ava!!!
Person 2: WHY DID YOU STEAL MY CREDIT CARD INFO???
Person 1(cassy): U-u-u-u-uUwU im sorry!! can i lick in between your toes to eat your toe jam so you feel better? Im just a silly baka merp! Im such a Cassy loves Ava!!!
by armylovermrriesterhasaGYATT January 18, 2024
A place in which the older generation off men get great pleasure from young virgins.these can include phone convestions or physical activities
by Ashton laura December 29, 2006
Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love, oh
I'll buy you a diamond ring, my friend
If it makes you feel all right
I'll get you anything, my friend
If it makes you feel all right
'Cause I don't care too much for money
But money can't buy me love
I'll give you all I've got to give
If you say you love me too
I may not have a lot to give
But what I got I'll give to you
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love
Can't buy me love, oh
I'll buy you a diamond ring, my friend
If it makes you feel all right
I'll get you anything, my friend
If it makes you feel all right
'Cause I don't care too much for money
But money can't buy me love
I'll give you all I've got to give
If you say you love me too
I may not have a lot to give
But what I got I'll give to you
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love
Everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love
No, no, no, no
Say you don't need no diamond rings
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
That money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Ah, woo!
Buy me love
Everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love
No, no, no, no
Say you don't need no diamond rings
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
That money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love, oh
Can't buy me love
No, no, no, no
Say you don't need no diamond rings
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
That money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Ah, woo!
Buy me love
Everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love
No, no, no, no
Say you don't need no diamond rings
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
That money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love, oh
by Gothic Miscreant October 17, 2023