cock pocket

a slang term for a vagina that resembles the inside of a hot pocket.

Man #1: I couldn't wait to sleep with that hot girl Tina, but her vagina was totally disgusting. It look like the inside of a hot pocket

Man #2: Dude she has a total cock pocket.

by panty hamster9205 October 11, 2011

Kakashi cock

Something that would sound even better if might guy said it

Hey lee have you heard of kakashi cock it’s all the rage in this town.

by Yodad65 February 3, 2021

Cock Volcano

When your cockerel erupts semen in a glorious fashion

I was just pleasuring myself in the pool until the cock volcano, the pool then turned a milky white

by GuyNamedPubert September 7, 2020

huge cock

matthew

wow, look at that he has a HUGE COCK

by YESSON,YEET September 19, 2020

Israeli Cock Rocket

Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!

Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?

by keemstar the memestar June 7, 2024

Schnitzel Cock

A phrase meaning crush it, don’t take shit from anyone and don’t take advice from anyone who has less money than you.

Wake up and Schnitzel Cock it today boys.

by anonymous January 28, 2025

Cock

cock, a slang for a penis used in the 90s by the nazi party and by Jeffery Epstein..
it was also used during 9/11 while the planes where hitting the building my dad was beating my mom...
the kkk also use it while burning the blacks

"hello"
"hi"
"suck my cock"
"okay son"

why is my cock so small

by finster May 16, 2022