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Cock

Farmer 1: I'm gonna get that cock
Farmer 2: Cock?
Farmer 1: The rooster
Farmer 2: Ohh
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Mon-Cock

When the shaft of the penis is pulled towards the stomach to a point in which the penis head points downwards (Formally known as a "mon"). Hence "Mon-cock"
The kids got a Mon-cock.
by Pin_dick37 July 4, 2018
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cock

Why are you searching up cock on urban dictionary. you need to be checked out
by Guy man person November 8, 2020
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Cock and ball torture

cock and ball torture is a pleasure that many male experience at least one time in there life times
cock and ball torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly fun, and painful activity, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
by from the wikipedia encyclopedi February 13, 2021
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cock swobler

A cock swobler is basically another way of calling someone a idiot.
This can be used in a derogatory way or a loving way.
Example #1: leave me alone you cock swobler. (derogatory)
Example #2: if you're tired of me, take a nap. You ain't leaving me you cock swobler. (loving)
by Chodep December 30, 2022
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Iron Cock Clench

An exceedingly firm clench, hold, or grasp around the shaft of the victim's penis, that is so forceful that it is deemed 'iron'. It is painful, and commonly used for, a bargaining piece, a way of releasing anger, an action of aggression, or to see the look on their face.
"I got George in such a good Iron Cock Clench that he almost pooped himself."
by urbandefiner2000 May 7, 2015
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shit balls and ass cock

Something you say when you fuck up... royally.
Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.
by RowVII January 20, 2017
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