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Cock

Cock
Hehe...cock
by anonymous April 25, 2021
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Cock Dynasty

Strongest known dynasty to govern over a part of the world.
Let's hope that the Cock Dynasty has mercy on our feeble souls.
by YDDOD April 25, 2021
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cock smoker

by my name darrel-_- April 25, 2021
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cock

synonym for dick, penis, and ding dong mainly used by guys who watch too much porn
Guy: I have a big cock!
Everyone else: Just say dick bro how long r u on the hub??
by ZEAinthehouse May 1, 2021
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garlic cock

when you go to make frozen garlic bread sticks but it's covered in garlic butter and there's some left over and you simply cannot resist garlic butter penis
"ayyo wanna succ my garlic cock"

"yes what 😳"
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Red Cock Blaster

A drink that is manufactured, distributed, and consumed primarily for the temporary increase in penis potency and size. This substance is reddish in color, and is always adorned with a heart shape froth layer to remind you of how much smashing you will partake in after consumption. Management has since labeled this a class 2 drug, so don't get caught with your pants down when cracking a cold one with the boys.
"Yo, I got a hold of some Red Cock Blaster, you feeling lucky?"
by gl;on May 4, 2021
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Horse-Cock Ego

Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.
Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?

Jack: Sure br-

Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).

Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.

Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
by ShlongusWongus May 5, 2021
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