zombie-trap

when a friend convinces you to do more drugs instead of sleeping and you end up trapped in a zombie-like state.

i thought i needed to sleep until deaner zombie-trapped me with some boomers and i wrecked my car.

by harry deepwood September 20, 2010

Zombie Bowl

A public toilet that someone has left completely shrouded in toilet paper

I went into the men’s room this afternoon and the back stall contained a zombie bowl. There was so much paper draped around the thing, I was afraid whatever lay beneath might re-animate if disturbed.

by Furry Trout December 14, 2012

zombie time

the time of killing and abnormal amount of zombies with a duel uzis and shotguns because its fun as hell

do you know what time it is? zombie time!!!!

by sycocyde January 6, 2011

zombie phone

an older cell phone with fewer gadgets that has been reactivated because the newer, superior cell phone has been lost or stolen.

My zombie phone doesn't have all my apps; I sure miss my iPhone!

by Still Big, Still B February 28, 2012

Zombie Bama'

A zombie version of Barack Obama, enough said.

However Zombie Bama' will jerk you off for gold coins, all for convenience.

Donald Trump: Hey Barack, be careful! We're in a zombie apocalypse!!! So don't get bit!
Barack Obama: Ok man, I won't!
*Barack Obama Gets Bit By A Zombie*
Donald Trump: Oh no! It's...ZOMBIE BAMA'
Zombie Bama': Brainsssssssss.

by Komoris May 5, 2021

Zombie Hoe

A zombie hoe (Can be male or female) is typically someone who you used to mess with sexually. A hoe or multiple hoes who you've now cut off. They 'rise from the dead' (aka pop up // usually around the summer time) and keep trying to come back into your life after a long period of not talking to them.

Zombie Hoe: "What's up? I ain't hear from you in like 8 months? You tryna come to my place again, my parents gone for the summer"

friend: "I thought you cut that ho/nigga off?"
You: "I did. She's/He's just another zombie hoe tryna come back and be relevant again"

by intuitivemaniac December 27, 2017

Tit Zombie

When a mother has been up all night feeding her newborn and she turns into a Tit Zombie

- Why's Katie not at training today?

- Oh she's at home being a tit zombie

by Croney9 August 13, 2016