Church for the Wicked

Any group or assembly that claims to be righteous, peaceful, and open-minded when in fact they are immoral, spiteful, manipulative, and controlling. In the case of an actual church refers to a ministry of people who despite their claims do not actually uphold the philosophies of Christianity or any other religion.

However, in most cases it is used only as a metaphor and may be used to describe anyone.

The high school cheerleading squad is just another Church for the Wicked.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.

"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"

by hackneydale November 17, 2015

dickle dackle daddy wackle

when you're step father and you're biological father both cum in you at the same time.

oh my gosh! DAD, Jeff, im not on the pill don't dickle dackle daddy wackle on me

by adamthebuttmuncher January 12, 2017

kelly-van-winkle

The act of pulling up and spreading apart one’s own vagina to reveal the clitoris and other inner workings of the vaginal folds.

To my surprise, Vicki was doing the kelly-van-winkle in her leaked nude pic.

by Stickypee May 12, 2020

Pip Van Winkle

When Pip oversleeps and a significant amount of time passes until he wakes up and finds himself an old man with a long white beard

Oh look you decided to join us in this century. Our good buddy Pip Van Winkle!

by Derek MF ForReal April 10, 2021

Slicky Wicky Wickest

The coolest, the grandest, guys whose names start with L are especially “slicky wicky wickest.” Especially guys named after bullriders, yeah.

Lane is the slicky wicky wickest

by Orzhen99 December 10, 2021

Pop a wackle baryol skimpoodole exploitdocious

This is a random bulington type slang it means Caught brodie with the nice clean faded haircut mans looking mad clean

Just the other day Pop a wackle baryol skimpoodole exploitdocious

by Wise Grandmaster roshi May 24, 2022