chem weed

Herb grown with chemicals. Usually inferior to organic hydroponically grown. Hippies will tell you its bad for you cause, otherwise, its like some damn vitamins.

Smoke that chem weed? Fuck you!

by Tad Ghostal October 27, 2006

Weed Belly

As like a beer belly, a puffed out stomach obtained by marijuana use. These people usually can't control the munchies

"Kev, I'm gonna be honest man: your gut is protruding and is killin your chances with any bitches."

"yeah man. My weed belly is getting a little outta hand. Stupid munchies..."

by Drewbie Wan Kanobie December 28, 2011

circle of weed

The Circle of Weed is an idea, a maxim, a theory. The Circle of Weed states that smoking someone up will generally lead to them smoking you up in the future. Widely accepted by marijuana smokers, this mostly unspoken maxim facilitates the interaction of pot smokers and generally stimulates the sharing of weed amongst friends and acquaintances. Conversely, those ignoring the maxim are generally shunned from those circles familiar with the idea. The term is accepted to be a play on the 'Circle of Life,' popularized by The Lion King®.

"Man, I been smokin' you guys up the past few days, but I know y'all will return the favor."

"Circle of weed, nigga."

by howie420 October 6, 2009

weed whacked

Being stopped from smoking weed. Derived from the terms cock block and twat swat.

I was going to smoke this fat ass blunt with my homies but then my girlfriend weed whacked me and forced me to stay in.

by hibot25 October 25, 2011

weed thirty

a time in which it becomes appropriate to consume some marijuana.

man 1: hey do you know what time it is?
man 2: 3:15?
man 1: weed thirty
man 2: you can't threaten me with a good time

by brotographer March 20, 2010

Hardcore Weed

Something homeschoolers think exists. It's said that hardcore weed, sometimes referred to as "extreme cannabis" or "supreme marijuana" is hardcore because of its extremely addictive qualities and ability to send users straight to hell. Most commonly sold in rocks, among other forms.

"Whoah! That guy smoked six or seven complete mariuanas!"
"I hear he's built up a tolerance with that hardcore weed."

by codythunsberger September 1, 2012

Weed sex

The action of lighting a blunt, sticking it in a girl’s vagina, then proceeding to smoke the said blunt. Bonus points if you burn her.

“Bro, you aight? You look tired.”
“Yeah bro I’m vibing, I just had weed sex.”

by Arran. :)) May 9, 2020