shit twin

During labour, a shit twin is when a mother defecates at the same time her child is born.

"Did you hear that Jack had a shit twin?"

"It was embarrassing to admit that I gave birth to a shit twin."

by KinniKitty May 2, 2018

External Twins

Two children genetically of the same parents born in close proximity to one another, most often with the use of a surrogate mother.

I had trouble conceiving and hired a surrogate, but to my surprise I also became pregnant soon after. The babies were born 2 weeks apart as external Twins.

by Walter Schwartz May 20, 2025

Twin

Only one of them is good looking. If you are a twin you may be the mistake. I pray for you if you have to share items with your twin such as a room.

You have a twin two children in the womb torturing each other at the same time.

by RealFacts101.com November 24, 2019

Dalton’s twin

A word to describe a nonexistent twin or sibling.

As a child, he created stories about Dalton’s twin, Kevin, a nonexistent sibling who embodied all the dreams he wished he could share.

by Dalton C October 3, 2024

Dolan twins

Dramatic overrated ‘rich’ boys with no talent.

The dolan twins are soo dramatic omg

by I.love.quiche October 18, 2019

Twin Towers

The act of sprinting down a side walk spreading your arms and jumping taking down two people at once.

My name is John, I work at an old folks home nothing makes me more happy then when I let the crazy people from the other building play Twin Towers with the old people they feel so young again they run when they see James and the rest of the mental patients.

by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

Twin Tumblers

When two identical beverages are placed close together and you can't tell which one's yours.

Why did you put you're drink next to mine! Now we have to figure out the twin tumblers apart.

by Bubby Q May 4, 2015